And we call ourselves sapient… or The abominable Mr Bean

Mr Bean fights two farmers, who catch badgers, paint them pink and sell them to the pet shop. But our retarded hero bravely makes some stupid faces and crashes the farmers' lorry into the police van driven by Hitler. Hitler promptly arrests the farmers and charges them with… something. Mr Bean makes more stupid faces, badgers snigger and there is much rejoicing.

That's the cartoon they forced on us on the plane while flying from Ningbo to Harbin. A goddamned Mr Bean cartoon. Clearly human beings are anything but sapient. Most of them, anyway.