British science is... different.

I have that habit of reading news feeds in the morning. Mostly it's the usual stuff like murders and wars, but sometimes you get a real gem like this one. You see, this so-called scientist looked for the new horizons in science, for some great breakthrough that will give mankind new meaning of life... only to forget about it and look for the perfect way to eat his toast. Ok, maybe I'm dense as a lump of... dense stuff, but I fail to see any use for this so-called "research". Actually, you can tell that some "science" news have nothing to do with science. If you see any news about British science, it's going to be something like "the best way to butter your toast while having a really bad hangover". Sadly, that seems to be the direction the science on this planet is going to take.